Dear Mr. Problem Patient,
As a patient in my practice I have listened to your fears and concerns in hopes to help get you to your peak state of health care. Unfortunately, it has come to the point in our relationship where you want more than I am willing to offer and the relationship must now soon come to an end. I know that this may seem to come out of nowhere but I will remind you of just SOME of the events that took place that got us here.
You continue to show up to our appointments late
You sometimes don't even show up at all
You are rude to my front desk clerk, as they are checking you in late again
You insist that you be placed ahead of other patients because you feel you are the only “VIP”
When you do show up right before lunch time you insist to have an extended appointment as if you aren't aware that we are talking during my lunch time
You insist on standing during the whole exam because you are ready to go and have better things to do
You always go to get a second opinion first then come and tell me how I am wrong
We have to spend 5 minutes arguing over what webMD or Dr. Google tells you each visit
You refuse to follow any of the plans that WE agreed upon
You are rude to my medical assistant who is trying to make sure you have all of your medications as needed
You won't take any of the medications I give you faithfully but wont miss a beat with the newest supplement you saw on TV
You are rude to my manager after a problem with YOUR insurance causes a delay in care
You continue to blame me right after you decided to ignore my advice
Last but not least you really thought that the motto that the customer was always right meant that you could be an asshole and now we have to part ways because I already have one & don't need another.
Goodbye Mr. Problem Patient
Signed Dr. Berry
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